Verbal Cacophony

31 Jan

As if I needed a way to be
*more* misandristic:

Blahahahahaha! Environmental Graffiti: Men No Longer Needed to Create Sperm Elea and I had a conversation along these lines a while back, and her counter-argument was, but what about sexual frustration?! And now to the Lesbian community for your sports update! /very, very amused J

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30 Jan

I am twenty-two.

And I haz cute shoes. They’re not designer, they don’t have six-inch heels and I didn’t pay $300 for them. I got them from Payless for $20 but by God, don’t they match just about everything I have and are gaining on my Doc Martens as the most comfortable. shoes. evar. I was at the [...]

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28 Jan

Now this is interesting.

So I’ve said in the past that it’s not right for grown men to play video games because it’s kind of a “kid thing”. And then someone said something to the effect of, “Is it right for grown men to watch football?”, which wasn’t the -best- example ever, but I got the point. All the [...]

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18 Jan

Cougars?!

Warning: This is the most pedantic, feministically-tinged entry to date. Women-haters and anti-feminists, ye have been warned!

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17 Jan

Rumor: Ashley Olson dating Lance Armstrong

Dude. Why do the rich girls get everything. :/ So I guess the key to dating and having your pick is being a child billionaire. Must remember this when having my own duplicates.

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13 Jan

Tales From Astride a Speeding Bullet, or How I Almost Died

I went riding to Yarnell today with the Glendale Sportbikes Meetup Group. Most of it was fun, terrifying, adrenaline-pumpin’ good times. Sometimes all three at once. Especially during the twisty switchbacks up the hill to Yarnell. I took them about forty or fifty on the way up, something like “Oh my God, if I lean [...]

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12 Jan

That was messy (+ 2008 recap)

I knocked over WordPress Aaaaaaand we’re back! That so was not easy. It’s a long story, but on Wednesday night I decided to upgrade to WordPress 2.3. Now, anyone (read: Elea) can tell you that when it comes to WordPress, I’m kind of a dunce. I touch something – ANYTHING.. and everything goes to peices. [...]

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06 Jan

Seven Years in Tibet

…Is an awesome movie. I made it a point not to read anything Rotten Tomatoes or the reviewers on IMDB had to say, and I have to say it’s a great film. Funny backstory: When I was a kid, I saw the trailer on tv and was so moved by the soundtrack they used for [...]

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02 Jan

Consumating’s Question of the Week

What are the New Year’s resolutions you’ll surely break? – Stop smoking. – Lose the sweet tooth. – Save moolah more conscientiously – Drive conservatively on my motorbike – Drive conservatively on my motorbike – Drive conservatively on my motorbike – Drive conservatively on my motorbike Fat chance. My lungs are still young and spongey, [...]

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01 Jan

Strange.

So my WP Dashboard tells me that this blog linked to this post I made Thanksgiving 2006. That has got to be the most random plug ever. I have no idea who made this blog or who the heck they are. But uh, thanks anyway? 0.o Also, if I didn’t think this would get me [...]

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