Verbal Cacophony

Warning: This post contains flagrant overuse of parenthesis and tongue-in-cheek.

My muscles seem to have wimped out on me. The last few Saturday weights classes I’ve gone to, I get that shaky, going-to-puke feeling about halfway through, whereas I used to be able to make it through an hour-long class just fine. I’m trying to figure out if it’s: – what I’m eating beforehand? Or [...]

(In reverse order.) I’m going to start a 100-item list on why Phoenix sucks as a big city. Go! Top 100 Reasons Why Phoenix Sucks as a Big City 100.: Two words, five syllables: photoradar trucks. So there I was, driving along Interstate 51, about five minutes from home, minding my own business, going in [...]

My luck is thus. Shortly after the headache of acquiring semi-decent (semi-shitty) health insurance, sans dental… there’s a tooth in my skull and it kind of smarts. Options: a) ignore it and hope it’s just swollen gums from rough treatment b) balls up, visit the dentist and pay through the nose (how ironic) for the [...]