Verbal Cacophony

Inspired by yet another radio ad using the gas crisis as a strategy, I have some advice: GET A MOTORCYCLE. :) 2008 Suzuki GSXR 2008 CBR100RR; for you suicidal crazies 2008 Yamaha R1 2008 Triumph Daytona 675 More of a cruiser person? I have a solution for you too! 2008 Yamaha V-Star Triumph Speedmaster Or [...]

So Rick and I saw the Incredible Hulk last night. Nobody told me Edward Norton was so freaking cute! COME ON PEOPLE. Anyway, in support of the movie, I’ve decided to start a running count here. And dedicated an entire new category to what promises to be a very amusing (for you) series of blog [...]

As if 12 people dying on my birthday wasn’t bad enough, right? OH NO. Also in that year on Valentine’s day, Nikki Six overdosed on heroin in some dealer’s apartment, the former of whom tried to beat the life back into him, subsequently failed, and tossed the dude into a Dumpster. (click on the photo [...]

It’s a good idea to be judicious with who you’re making friends with. So, rewind! We’re in the summer of ’06 and I made a friend who we’re going to call P, on some local dating site. The whole “dating” idea went badly and after a brief tiff, the dust settled down and some semblance [...]

Not all women are out to change their men into what they want them to be. Or maybe I’m an alien from a different planet. But if I meet a guy who’s not Mr. Perfect, I’m not going to waste my time dating him. Does that not make sense? That is all. J

Things I learned today, having ridden to said destination and back: – The sun is bright, and sees all exposed skin. I have a burn that’s about six inches wide by three inches tall and is the exact shape of the spot between where my shirt blew away from my back beneath the hem of [...]

Alternate-alternate title: Superficial things I’m still thankful for. Email. Bluetooth. Instant messaging. Mac computers. Four-stroke, two-wheeled people moving machines of awesome. Gadgets. They do not have ipods in Angola. It’s times like this why I’m thankful to live in a country where we can afford things like bluetooth motorcycle helmets with GPS… and ipods.

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