Verbal Cacophony

24 May

back into decompression mode.

Woot! Summer’s here. I celebrated passing my finals by having a 22 gauge needle stuck in one wrist and all of my wisdom teeth forcibly extracted from my pinched little face. The surgeon was kinda cute, so I’m betting there’s a BDSM joke to be made here… I even have a few bruises from that [...]

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18 May

You know those smoking cessation ads?

You know, those ones where that disgusting pit monster or whatever it is, is crawling through the main character’s lungs saying nasty things like, “You’re my host until you’re TOAST!”? Those are totally lame and just make me have bad dreams. And considering that I am a day away from making attempt number…. uh… six [...]

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09 May

whereever you go, shit shalt follow

So, block 3 is almost done with. Just one skill remediation test (failed the first time), one HESI (retarded) and the final. I’ve been too depressed to study for the remediation and the HESI be damned. I’ll start studying for the final this week. I’ve kind of been in a rebound nonmotivation to do much [...]

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